unswaggy:

to attend school tomorrow or throw myself into a pit of fire

icouldntfindanyotherusername:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST

submissivefeminist:

TW: Sexual Assault

A friend of mine was sexually assaulted out to dinner with a professor. When she told her story to her adviser, a dear friend of ours, she told him she wore a turtleneck and long pants and described her outfit. He cut her off and told her, “I don’t care if you were wearing a fucking bikini—nobody has the right to touch you.”

I think that was the first time in the whole process of talking to cops and administrators about what happened where someone actually told her it wasn’t her fault. 

They make it about the clothes, the situation—“Why did you agree to dinner? Why didn’t you take your own car? Did you lead him on? For once, someone made it about her and her rights. I think this helped her most of all in the process. Everyone needs to respond like this to survivors, in my opinion.

mareeps:

today in yearbook this guy AJ was being really rude and disruptive so my teacher told him to act ladylike. instead of doing his usually disruptive stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out

“MY BOOBS HURT”

“I NEED A MAN”

“IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY BEST YOU SURE AS HELL DONT DESERVE ME AT MY WORST”

“I CANT DRIVE”

“WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME”

fumblrtabulous:

THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK

well this is it

bonjour my petite crossaints

quickdraw-kiddo:

i-zelyonii-popugai:

mustbekarma:

agentbartowski:

can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?

nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.

One shits you not

Also acceptable: This author shits you not

Also try to avoid “you” statements; that assumes.

Try: The author shits the reader not.

harleyquinn394:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

danisalmostonfire:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found my soulmate

this wasn’t supposed to get any notes omg

i ship it

We are dating

maplerains:

I SHAT MYSELF SO HARD WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS

APPARENTLY SULFUR HEXAFLORIDE TURNS YOU INTO SATAN

I AM JUST LYING HERE LAUGHING AND MY DOG IS STARING AT ME SHES SO SCARED

SCIENTIFIC HAHAHAHAHA

and then nobody ever needed voice filters again

I’M DYING LAUGHING DFSLKJWLJDSFLKJEWLFKJSDFDSF

jonnovstheinternet:

Cats stuck in things

aflockofseagulls:

let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

lasersinthejunglesomewhere:

thosebowleggedhunters:

niknak79:

Home cinema

you are the future

i thought that said “you are the furniture”

sfux:

It’s almost June better start getting ready for Christmas

militarymom:

In WAR every day is Memorial day! Never forget, Freedom is NOT Free!